GAYS R US

Just got back from the comedy club. It was actually way cool, I had food, beers and got to spend time with my BFF...it was great.

They were actually funny...i luvd it.

I had eye contact with SHANE from the L word (of course, I had the deer caught in the headlight look, but still)....that was way great. My BFF recognized Shane's chick. I didn't...it was the different hair color.

I love living in La La land...

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO TELL SHANE:

DEAR SHANE:

PRODUCTION IS OVER. I KNOW YOU ARE IN THE CLOSET...WAY, WAY IN THE CLOSET, BUT DEAR, REMEMBER, PRODUCTION IS OVER. WHEN FANS SEE YOU, YOU KNOW LIKE ME WITH EYES WIDE OPEN AND THE LOOK OF FUCK! IT'S YOU! JUST SMILE, MAN. I AM NOT OBSESSIVE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU AREN'T MY TYPE OF CHICK, BUT FUCK, THE WAY YOU GOT PUSSY ON THE SHOW, DAMN, I ENVY YOU, ESPECIALLY WITH CARMEN, NOW CARMEN, THAT WAS MY TYPE OF WOMAN, SO BECAUSE OF CARMEN, MY EYES OPENED WIDE AND I WAS IN "AWE". SO, WHEN YOU SEE "FANS" LIKE ME REACT THAT WAY, I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT YOUR SPACE, JUST CRACK A SMILE, BITCH, CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR YOU. HIDING UNDERNEATH THAT BEENIE CAN ONLY TAKE YOU SO FAR...A SMILE TAKES YOU FURTHER. NOW, 'CAUSE I'M NICE, I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU ON BLAST AND TELL EVERYONE WHO YOUR CHICK IS...NOW, SHE, SHE IS SOMEONE MAJOR.