WTF?!

I am FINALLY (thank the ALMIGHTY) getting over this flu. I was hit with the double whammy...bottom and mucus from the nose, if you can catch my drift. Yesterday, took the car to the car wash. Out of the Closet is right next to the car wash so, promptly at 10 when it opened, I went to browse inside. As I was walking away from the area, the sales guy comes up to me to say hi, I answer "hello" and walk passed him. As I take 4 steps I hear "pssssssssssssss" behind me. I turn around and he was spraying the whole area I was in. I mean there was a cloud of spray. I was like, WTF?!