DOWN WITH MY GPS!

About 2 black Fridays ago I bought her for $99. In my line of work, I needed her and with my sense of direction, I DEFINATELY NEEDED HER. She had the option of either a female voice or a male voice, because I love women, I chose female. I then have two other options, "Fastest Route" or "Shortest Route". I have tried both. Currently, I have her set on "Shortest Route". Let me tell you what this bitch did to me today...argh!

I had to drive from Sunset to Northridge, a total of 40 miles, because of her. She tells me, "Take exit 12A" as I am getting off the freeway on exit 12A, I start cussing her out, I told that bitch, if you are fucking with me I'm gonna throw you out the fucken window...I caught the red light and I am waiting, and sure enough she starts speaking, "continue onto Hwy 101N"...can you believe that shit? She had me get off the freeway to only re-enter AFTER I GOT THE RED LIGHT AND HAD TO SIT THERE AND WAIT!

I was pissed. PISSED! SO PISSED THAT I ALMOST THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW! THAT IS HOW PISSED I WAS!

I'm tired of her fucking with me like that and playing these stupid games. TIRED OF HER.

So, last night I had called T-Mobile and got the Javelin. I am going to try out that GPS and if it works good, IT'S OFF WITH MY GPS HEAD!