Never Make an Ass of U n ME

sure, blame it on the P.A.!

Ok, I drive by there a lot, and had NO idea that was her studio...guess who is gonna try and cut in line...

...meanwhile, my boss is watching Oprah, and it seems like some dog had half his face messed up, so she called her boyfriend, cause it "broke her heart" and they started fighting cause he couldn't understand why she was calling him, and she is trying to explain that her "heart is broken" and he started wondering what he did to break her heart, and she said that it was the dog and he asked what dog...

my boss is crying, cause her "heart is broken"

(shit, didn't know the bitch had a heart)